another joke

[G.T.]

2 irish men find a mirror in the road

1st one looks in and says " i know that face but cant put a name to it"

2nd man looks in and says"u f**king idiot thats me

Jeremy beadle was having a W**k and thought to himself, my willie is a bit small but on the other hand it looks massive

Man brings home some deer and cooks it for his little boy and girls dinner

he says to them"im not telling you what it is but ill give you a clue, its something i call your mother sometimes "

Then the little girl starts screaming at her brother " dont eat it , its a F**king A***hoe"

An irish woman on holiday in thecarribean . After a hot night of passion with one of the locals she asks the guy his name

He says Im not telling you as you will only laugh ! after a while he tells her that his name is snow

She laughs and says that her hubby will never believe her that shes had ten inches of snow in the carribean every night.

plumber caught on cctv sha**ingcustomers dog .He was cleared on all counts as he is corgi registered

[weeb]

brilliant

[dipsy]

Good

[G.T.]

nae budy like ma jokes

[craigdmcd]

The plumber joke is superb

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