playing tig with the fox !!

[Gumball]

just heading back down from east kilbride this afternoon after a session letching at the women in the shopping centre as i paraded about with the trademark combat trousers and my gumball t shirt like a right tramp.

anyway i wasnt going to the dancing !

so on the way back i saw a green turbo sitting in a car showroom.

R plate

91,000miles

engine rusted to bits

The guy then went on to tell me it was faster than a speeding bullet etc. had loads of work done to it and hence the price of £5700 !!!

"pop the bunnet, you chocolate frog" i said. and looked in dismay at the most revolting engine (condition) i have ever seen outside a scrap yard.

standard apart from the dump valve!!

only 3 minutes before this guy had said "yeah yeah, it goes like ferk and has been worked on loads of times"!

aye, to get fixed, not modded. why are these guys sometimes dodgier than del boys van?

[2559B]

Thing is , some poor bugger will buy this !!! They'll probably offer him/her a couple of hundred quid off the price & off you drive thinking you've got a bargain .......................

..................... then BANG !!!!!! a mile or so down the road and everything goes t*ts up !!!!!

[jcscoob]

lololololol hahaha your dead funny

[dipsy]

I thought tig was for welding alu stainless and mild steel ahahah

[terminator]

Where was it ?,Where was is ? .

What you forgot to mention was that the bird you were drooling over,came with the car..

Sh*te car nice ride

[Gumball]

stainless and mild steel? welded together

i thought that was something backboxes were made out of?