peter_reid Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 An Eskimo is driving his WRX along a country road through Monnymusk and it breaks down. A local AA man stops and ask the eskimo if he would like him to take a look to see if he can fix it. AA man spends a bit of time under the bonnet and the eskimo asks if he can see the problem. AA man says "I think youve blown a seal" Eskimo replies "Sod you, You shag sheep"
dougster Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 15 posts and I'm watching him already!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY though.
andy Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Professor from Glasgow Uni does a study of bestiality habits with sheep in Northern Scotland. First of all he heads to Shetland. "What's the best way to make love to a sheep?" The reply is "stick their back legs in yer wellies and take them from behind." Next he heads off to Inverness. "What's the best way to make love to a sheep?" The reply, again, is "stick their back legs in yer wellies and take them from behind." Finally, he heads to Aberdeen. "What's the best way to make love to a sheep?" "Lay them on their backs and take them from the front" "That's strange", the professor replies, "Everybody else I've surveyed says the best way is to take them from behind." "Fit?", says the Aberdonian, "Nae Kissin?" and before anybody complains, I'm a born and bred Aiberdonian Loon. Cairncry Road if the truth be told!
dougster Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I do not condone any sheep humour on these forums. If it's about Aberdonians fire away!!!! (within reason to be a bore )
peter_reid Posted October 5, 2005 Author Posted October 5, 2005 Thought the best way was at the edge of a cliff cos the sheep pushes back
peter_reid Posted October 5, 2005 Author Posted October 5, 2005 << 15 posts and I'm watching him already!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY though. >>
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