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BMW = Big Money Worries

FIAT = Feeble Italian Automotive Technology

FORD = First On Recall Day

TOYOTA = The One You Ought To Avoid

PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled C**t Having Everything

SAAB = Swedish Attempt At Beauty

MG = My God !!!

MGF = Might Go Forward ???

HONDA = Hold On..............Not Done Accelerating !!!!!

VW = Virtually Worthless

JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket !!!

and finally.....

SUBARU = Sup'ed Up Beyond Any Reasonable Understanding

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Funny Ally.

Merc:Money Erasing Robbing Company

Audi:All Under Dianogstic Inspection

Alfa:Another Low Flying Ape

Seat:Spanish Engineered Auto Toaster

And finally......

Subaru:Sensational Urbarn Blasting And Revitalisng Unit

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EVo's = Mostly Inclined To Speed. Usually Bought Impulsively. Servicing ? Horrible Intervals.

Scoobs - Sublimely Unique. Blistering Acceleration. Rarely Upstaged.

Nissan - Novel Imaginative Safe Sedans And Nippy

Honda - Hardly Ordinary. Never Delivers Absolutely

Audi - Achieves Unbelievable Depreciation Immaculately

Mercedes - Marque Erroded Recently. Cold Efficent Diesels Everyones' Silver.

BMW - Burn Many Weekly !

Now back to work face-icon-small-sad.gif

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