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Okay troops, this one is open to the shop floor. The gearbox on the millenium Falcon is not too clever ATM. I am in the process of negotiating something to replace it which will make a few jaws hit the floor, however, what should I do about the May run? Do I ;

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

B. Take out life insurance and ride shotgun will the Gumball.

C. Get my pipe, checked cap and string backed gloves and poodle along with the body of the kirk, saying "Need to watch the old box you know! ho ho ho!"

D. Stay at home, turn the heating up full blast and kneel cross legged in the livingroom beating myself with riding crop during the duration of the run as punishment for breaking in the first place.

E. Book a flight to Austria and visit my "Auntie" Sabenia, denying all knowledge of ever having owned a subaru in the style of Judas Escariate?

Post your answers below, and before you ask, no because it will get covered in stonechips.

Callum W

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Swiggi had his chance last wednesday night , spent 2 hours sweeping up all the glass in the car park ..... where HE DROPPED HIS BOTTLE ! Anyhow Wilky the force will be with you of this I'm sure face-icon-small-wink.gif

Andy WHITE IS THE FASTEST COLOUR and for those of you with coloured scoobs i say only one thing ..

Deal with it lizard lips. face-icon-small-happy.gif

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I say option B Wilky.

If you go with A, you'll spend the day hesitating, wondering if your car will make it to the next stop point and the inevitable what ifs and if onlys ...........

if the gearbox goes.........what if i took it easier..... if only i went slower.........

if the gearbox lasts...... what if i went faster........ if only i stopped worrying about the car and enjoyed the drive !

besides, i am sure chris can source you a helmet. no life insurance needed! face-icon-small-wink.gif

Imy

PS - you have to go, seeing as you are here for it anyway. Options C, D and E are out

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A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

A. Say "Aaaaaah f*** it!" and drive in my normal ram raider style.

What would Johnny Knoxville do !!

If I'm being a sensible Tam then it's option B face-icon-small-confused.gif

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I cant help myself..........................................its so beautiful...........................................its gotta be..........................................................................its gottabe........................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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