the real man test!

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1. Aliens visit Earth, you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship they give you a device to cure all diseases..Do you?

A. Give it to the U.N.

B. Wait for the right time and cure the world yourself

C. Take it apart to see how it works

2. What school subject do you miss the most?

A. Home economics

B. P.E.

C. Detention

3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display pure & simple friendship

B. When he is a relitave

C. Never!!!

4. What about hugging another male?

A. If he?s your father

B. If you?re performing the Heimlich manouver.

C. As above... Never !!!

5. Complete this sentence: A wedding is a good time to...

A. ...celebrate the joining of two people in holy matrimony

B. ...meet up with old friends and sign hynms at church

C. ...F**k the wedding !!! I'm just here for the free meal !!

6. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

A. A cat.

B. A dog.

C. A six foot python

7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She is attractive, with large breasts !. One Sunday afternoon you are watching a football game when she suddenly jumps in front of you and declares her love and desire to marry. What do you say?

A. That you feel the same and believe the two of you have a future

B. That you although you love her.. you don't belive your ready for that level of commitment

C. slap the bitch for getting in the way of the T.V. & send her to the kitchen for more beer !!!

8. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her How do you tell her?

A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.

B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach

C. Tell her what !!!!!!!!!!!!!?

9. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get the 3 children ready for school. Your first question to her is:

A. "Are you ok?"

B. "What will I make them?"

C. " F**k me !!!!! There are 3 of them?"

10. When is it okay to throw away a set of old boxer shorts?

A. When holes so large appear, that you?re not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.

B. When it is only skid marks holing them together.

C. It is never okay!!!

11. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.

B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.

C. He refused to ask for directions.

12. What is the human race?s single greatest achievement?

A. Democracy.

B. Religion.

C. Remote control.

How to Score...

C = 1 piont

B = 0 points

A = -1 point