Stupid Things Women Ask

[yogi-]

Men to do

Here's one to start with.

Terri just asked me to check the dinner, when i opened the oven door I said...YEAH.. what am I looking for

Edited January 8, 2009 by yogi-

[dunks]

Men to do

Here's one to start with.

Terri just asked me to check the dinner, when i opened the oven door I said...YEAH.. what am I looking for

Another one does my bum look big in this

Edited January 8, 2009 by dunks

[Scooby Hoo?]

Another one does my bum look big in this

I don't know Neil, does it?

[deani_age]

Another one does my bum look big in this

Maryna asks me that all the time.

I just answer honestly "Your bum looks big in everthing"

[fudge]

My wife called me into the lounge one evening while she was watching Michael Parkinson.

Samual L Jackson was Parky's guest & my wife said " He is good for his age isn't he" (referring to S.L.J)

I said " how old is he?"

Wife said "I don't know"

[granby]

You remembered his name this time Clive

[big jay]

Reply from Mrs Big Jay:- STUPID BOYS!

[kaan_ors]

Maryna asks me that all the time.

I just answer honestly "Your bum looks big in everthing"

Blimey, you're a brave man!! I hope she's not standing next to any saucepans or knives when you say that!!

[ScoobyShep]

Me and the wife sat down to watch the peter kay x factor/pop idle parody, half way through she said 'but their not singing, their miming' really babe is that a fact!!!!

[pmc8]

I always get asked....'do you reeeally need it?'

answer of course is always... 'yes'!!