Bad Day At Work?

[scooby princess]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

STILL HATE YOUR JOB????

Edited February 7, 2008 by SCOOBY PRINCESS

[jd]

who says they are personally tested on humans???

[bmwhere?]

Some people might actually like that kind of thing!

[jd]

you tell us, you must be the expert

[jaspz]

lol that made me laugh

[compo71]

:-)

[ochandlers]

lol i couldnt really picture someone sat on there back legs in the air testing hundreds of thermometers

[granby]