New Words For 07

[gina_winder]

I was sent this to day, I've had a salmon day and met a lot of 404's

Very funny worth a read

* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking b*ll*cks.

* BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr*ps on everything, and then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get scr*wed and die.

* CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

*404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.

*MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing worth seeing.

* GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

* BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.

* BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how

[BLUE V LTD]

Very good. I work with a bloke who as very, very bad ASSMOSIS...........

[granby]

lol

[spikey]

MYSTERY BUS, very true

Edited September 11, 2007 by Spikey

[darryl_martin]

lol. Percussive Maintenance my speciality!!!

[dazzlers82]

lol. Percussive Maintenance my speciality!!!

mine to lol

an the mystery taxi may have been to mine as well

[rodregos]

Hi stardust they made chuckle

[dunks]

Very good lol