markie

Managed to find a white 1400 escort LX on a J plate £380 11 months MOT 4 months tax one very happy girl PS a big thanks to those that was looking for us you know who you are mark

Billy no mates mark

<< Sorry to hear that Mark, but as you said at least everyones OK although probably still a bit shaken. ps....was gonna say a few other things but seeing as I'm a Moderator i better not, but I'll leave them to your imagination >> Dont think even my imagination could strech to that, mark

<< Sorry to hear of the accident but glad no one was hurt seriously Will keep my eyes open for a cheap run around on my travels Cheers for that Tony mark

Got a few escorts/ 306 & a fester ringed in autotrader so fingers crossed mark

<< I'll help you out Granby Dirty f**king scumbag c**ts. Deserve to be fu**ing flogged >> Cheers for that Stuart i so wanted to say all those things but didn't want to end up getting flogged my self

As title looking for a cheap car for my daughter budget £500. Engine size no more than a 1400 fiester or the like. mark

After popping into Maidstone this afternoon we decided to go to the Harvester on the sandling road, well on aproaching a set of traffic lights we see the police with their blue lights on parked in the near side lane, as we got nearer we realised it was my eldest daughter's car that was involved in an accident. She had stopped at the lights when this fc*king twat of a chav drove his escort into her offside rear quarter and tore the wheel clean off the main beam + big damage to the body work. After making sure her sister & freind was ok she spoke to this geeza got his name +mob number he & his girlfreind then went to get a drink from the garage beside them but just did a runner. The police couldn't get a trace on the number nor the name he gave so she now has no car and the cost of repacing it as its not worth her going through ins as it will affect her no claims bonous next year. Would love to meet this feckless prat cos it would give me great plesure putting my hand down his throat and pulling his testicals out through his mouth so he looks like the chicken he is. On a more positive side everyone in the car was ok mark

Na that was his ashtray emptying

HAND BAGS AT DUSK THEN

Ah but the classic is much more fun than those stiff new age mondeo looking cars i know i have driven both & after driving them to their limits the classic had the biggest grin factor + the classic didn't sound like it was farting every two seconds & so on & so on, i could go on all night about this but after such a full hard day's work havent got rthe energy mark

20 more than you then >> but at least we earn the same amount

Some of us work a full day >> That may be, but you only work 25 weeks a year

Got a phone call this morning telling me i'd had a parcell delivered just had to knock off early the suspence was to much Item 1 now here, looks just wating for item's 2 & 3 now so you'll soon be busy I feel i've just been interigated mark

<< ha ha ha had you fooled, i've only just got back now >> You couldn't kid a kidder mate any way this was just a pre warning mark

Granby's back Mind what you say now YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED mark

Just use your charms debbie i'm sure paul wont be able to ressist would be great to see you make this trip. See you in august then. All the best Mark & Lin

Jolly green monster on chequers centre roof top car park, looks like you've done a few miles this week with plenty of heavy braking. mark

Thats the trouble with some people they think they are that important people will miss them. Freinds in Whitby my arse mark

I might be intrested so long as i dont have to wait to long for them to be fitted mark

Never had any doubt there Pete this is no easy task putting this together by the way how's your knee doing hope its on the mend. mark

<< **NEWS HEADLINE*** Man from Kent proves that eating takeaway food promotes the growth of tall Blond hairs from the back of your neck.. **LATER*** SCOOBYTOO ate my Hampster... And a large chowmain... You heard it here first >> PMSL

just needed to see this at the top mark

Funny what a little pussy can do. mark