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Gumball

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  1. quality lol. They never approved it for some reason. Speaking of admirable qualities mate, I have always been proud to call you my friend even though you did this photo shoot to raise money for your crystal meth addiction
  2. Fulfilling a lifee long ambition along with many men from that particular part of the country where catching fish or drilling for gas is king, Duncan applied for an offshore job on the rigs. After completing his BOSIET offshore survival course, he packed his suitcase and headed off for the rig. After some hilarity from the other men at the heliport, Duncan was mortified and changed his name from ACID to RA DUNK in the faint hope that people would forget all about it and fail to see the link between him and the coconut who had rowed his dads boat 150miles to the shetlands
  3. After leaving the army, Braveheart decided to work closely with the UN delivering life critical services and support. Deep down he wished in his heart of hearts that he could ditch the silly black hat and jammies and carry a shooter like the real men
  4. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahha thats class ! Chris I hear the skate boarderers are pretty similar to the botswanan delta commandos ! wait till i dig out some images from my sack
  5. LOL, its like that is it? OK dokey duncan, watch and shoot, watch and shoot
  6. mate there was and probably is a place in Dalmarnock that does good decals and graphics for cars. I cant remember the name of the place but ill have a look and see if I can find it. The owners had nissan skylines and loved doing graphics for the jap cars. Would reproduce anything you had an image of, or could find one of. BRB
  7. Grant organised a highland run to get out of the city and have fun with friends. As they played frisbie and chatted about the run on the way up, Grant was racked by fear as invisible creatures attacked him by his own car !!!
  8. Callum enjoyed his first posting to the little english hamlet of Northern Ireland and hoped to meet the queen. Finally, following 9 months of infantry training with the Congalese Spray Gunners, he had made it to ''chat up man on eagle VCPs'' on the Garvachy Road Although, he knew the man was carrying nothing suspicious, his chorus of ''your getting warmer'' was too hard to ignore.
  9. Wilky began to resent the fact the section had conducted a chinese parliament and voted fore with that HE should be the one to stand outside in the open acting as a figure 11 (standing target), as the rest sheltered. He darent say anything though, cos Denzel had already threatened to jam the RPG warhead into his tea towel holder
  10. Wilky finished packing his kit for final exercise in training although became confused with the stock order of ''look at me, look away, look at me, look away'' and began to wonder why he got a roll mat and a helmet cover and his colleagues got neither. Little did he know that during that evening, he was going to need that roll mat to lie down and take one for the team, from the team
  11. hahahahahahhahaha ''admin means chaos''. Wilky rose quickly through the ranks and was in charge of the blue rucksack containing the sandwiches Here they are during a wepons lesson.
  12. hahahahahaha charlie and the bhoys
  13. My car travels that fast the day on my watch says monday but the date has moved to the right date. OK so it wasnt you lol.
  14. HAHAHAHAHA. St3ph3n with loads of 3's, you best square away the images of the canoes and gloves pronto before Wilky ,who was the first man through the window at the iranian embassy (ran his own window cleaning firm) will tamperfere with your bottom, in the same proactive manner he was accustomed to in the: 131st Ugandan Parachutist Downhole Specialist Grenadier Rangers
  15. Thanks to ( I have to say this as huns will know why..) ''Charlie and the bhoys'' today for sorting the car out and all the additional help you gave me. I fear I cant post again as it becomes a bit gay after a while, but for what it is worth, I think the service level you guys deliver is outstanding. IMHO Thanks again
  16. true to his word, my phone rang as unexpected around this time. Very admirable Mr Nelson! Catch you next week for operation pinhole. Enjoy your time in Jimmy Hendrix
  17. Show us the photo of the driving mits or Wilky will beat you in the fashion he learnt during his time as 2IC on the tea urn in the 13th Royal Regiment of Botswanan Delta Frogmen Commandos
  18. good point craig. I think most of the big cars are used for events and track now. I prefer to give my money to dancing polish men
  19. I remember the day in 2006 when 400+ on a newage STI 2L was something to be proud of. The 20G blower. After that, it got a 49G and a whole lot of other **** but never dynod it. I should have. I do think im getting old cos my vocuabulary, driving style and humour has all been subdued.
  20. the road through glencoe is awesome, then onto the run down across the moor to tyndrum wuth the road cambering and dipping like a mad thing. i remember whooring it across the moor and nearly took off around the area where the burnt woods are by loch ba`. great fun
  21. its a real shame the forum was changed a couple of years back. I could have burned the hours of spare time trawling old threads. Stephen, please show me the photo of the driving gloves you got ! they were legendary !
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