The scene... Operational Control, RAF Leuchars, Sunday 27th November 2005....
"Ummm sir, we seem to have an inbound hostile"
"Can you confirm?"
"Yes Sir, definitely an inbound hostile travelling at high speed"
"Do we have a fix on that?"
"No sir, but it's in Fife and inbound fast"
"Do we have an ID?"
"Ummm... it appears to be a Classic Red Impreza WRX"
"A what?"
"Erm, a Subaru Sir. And it's airborne and incoming."
"Subaru? They make cars boy, not airplanes"
"Yes sir, but we have a positive ID. Subaru Impreza - airborne and incoming"
"S**t"