jon_hutton

Congratulations

Dave, Yes we could meet up prior and Andover sounds good to me Count me in. Jen : I'll go with the flow but Sunday lunch sounds good

David, I live in Midsomer Norton so Warminster is only about 16 miles away. I haven't done any 'meets' yet as I've only had my scooby about 4 months (how time flys when your having fun ) but I would like too so let me know if you find a local one. I bet your scoob feels quick after the Astra diesel

Welcome to the forum David. You will find them a friendly lot on here and full of useful advice. Whereabouts in Wilts are you? I'm within striking distance of Trowbridge/Warminster.

On the same subject........... It has just been announced that the Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work for the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do It in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management. As most F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team. Ferrari got more than they bargained for, however, during the Scouse Crew's first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Here are some good one liners for the more 'mature' members of the forum Subject: Getting Older Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. I got a sweater for my birthday. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "Terminal"? I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect. Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mum's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

MY95 WRX, Imported March 03, Dark Blue Mica, Scoobysport back box on my birthday present list Or perhaps I can pursuade Cooldad to sell me his when he gets his PPP