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found out theres free parking on the south bank sat and sun on first come basis , all u need is here ('http://www.motorsportvision.co.uk/a1gpparking');

like that one , heres one a convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and wife , he jumps on the wife and kisses her ear , then runs to the bathroom . The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him" or he'll kill us both, i saw the way he kissed u , just be strong , I LOVE YOU . The wife replies , he didn't kiss me , he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for some vaseline , i told him it's in the bathroom. I LOVE YOU, but lets see who's f****** strong now !!!!!!!

just noticed something quite scary , the silouette pic under my name , actually resembles me, is it just me or does everyone think silouettes look like themselves , thats why u all changed yours !!!!!!!!!!!

Women Drivers Award 10th Place Goes to: 9th Place Goes To: 8th Place Goes To: 7th Place Goes To: 6th Place Goes To: 5th Place Goes To: 4th Place Goes To: The Bronze Medal Winner: The Silver Medal Winner: Her helmet is being worn backwards ..... and finally, here is our 2006 Women Drivers Awards *** Gold Medal Winner *** WOW ! ! How the heck...?!? Oh never mind... CONGRATULATIONS ! ! This concludes the 2006 Women Drivers Awards Ceremony. Thank you to all contestants for giving us all a reason to laugh & smile

Men vs. Women: NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. --

wow, first time i've seen a pic of my car not taken by me.....lol...looks better for some reason , perhaps its a less shaky hand taking the pic , Cheers Chris

already got me tickets , sat and sun , take the scoob sat when less traffic , and weather permitting bike on sunday.lol

have read that u don't have to be mad to be here , but it helps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , thats why i signed up lol

Hello Baz , Chris here (scooby newbie, stupid name i know but what can u do , if ur parents call u Chris ur stuck with it) lol

looks like i will be able to make it to the wharf , but not gonna have time to meet beforehand , might have a fellow scoob in tow if thats ok !!! hopefully see everyone there !!! Chris

Matt, will see what i can do , but don't hang about waiting for me lol if i'm not there by 7 prob won't be coming !!!!

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An older couple go to the Doctor. He asks the husband if sex is still good, and if he has any questions. 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After having sex with my wife I'm usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly?' Surprised he can still do it twice, the Doc then sees the wife. After examining the elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine'. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband has an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?. 'Crazy old fart,' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is in December"

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." - - The blonde says: ........ "Don't you have a vase?"

hi Matt ,dunno yet about the meet , what time and where u meeting before u go to the meet ? lol