topher Posted May 25, 2007 Posted May 25, 2007 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- giving that you are blind -- that you should know five things: "1 - The bartender is a blond girl. "2 - The bouncer is a blond girl. "3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 160 pound blond woman with a black belt in karate. "4 - The woman sitting next to me is blond and is a professional weightlifter. "5 - The lady to your right is a blond and is a professional wrestler. "Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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