wednesday funny

[topher]

first let me appologise to all the ladies that read this , i am only passing it on , honest !!!!!!!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

> >>

> >> "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM

> >> machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their

> >> vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

> >> "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

> >>

> >> MALE PROCEDURE:

> >> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.

> >> 2. Put down your car window.

> >> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

> >> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

> >> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

> >> 6. Put window up.

> >> 7. Drive off.

> >> **********************************************

> >> FEMALE PROCEDURE:

> >> Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

> >> 1. Drive up to cash machine.

> >> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

> >> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down

> >> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card

> >> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

> >> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

> >> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

> >> 8. Insert card.

> >> 9. Re-insert card the right way.

> >> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

> >> 11. Enter PIN.

> >> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

> >> 13. Enter amount of cash required.

> >> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

> >> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

> >> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

> >> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

> >> 18. Re-check makeup.

> >> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.

> >> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.

> >> 21. Retrieve card.

> >> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

> >> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

> >> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

> >> 25. Redial person on cell phone.

> >> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

> >> 27. Release Parking Brake.

[Baz69birds]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

STUPID GIRLS...

 

I BET THEY ARE BLONDE.....

[daniel]

Thats funny[] I have spent many a time on the hooter let the person in front doing her make-up that the lights have turned green