baser999 Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Four guys go off on a fishing trip and were booked into a cabin overnight - two to a room. Because Charlie snored so badly no one wanted to share with him so instead they decided to take turns. On the first night Frank shared the room and the following morning came to breakfast with his hair in a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Whatever happened Frank?" "Charlie snored so loud I couldn't sleep so stayed awake all night watching him" Night two and it was Georges turn. He too turned up for breakfast the morning after looking the worst for wear "Charlies snoring was so bad it was shaking the room , I couldn't sleep so spent the time looking at him" On the final night it was Bills turn to share. Now Bill was a huge rugby-player type of man, a real mans-man. The next morning he came into breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning gentlemen" he said. Well, Frank and George couldn't believe this. "What happened Bill?" "Well" he replied "when Charlie went to bed I went and tucked him in and kissed him goodnight. He then sat up all night and watched me"[]
woody-cdas Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Glad I take my own bivvie when I go fishing[] PMSL
dazzlers82 Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Glad I take my own bivvie when I go fishing[] PMSL same as an i hope its carp fishing you do.
woody-cdas Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Quote same as an i hope its carp fishing you do. Of course mate, and cats and sturgeon when we go to France. What about you?
topher51 Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 like that one , heres one a convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and wife , he jumps on the wife and kisses her ear , then runs to the bathroom . The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him" or he'll kill us both, i saw the way he kissed u , just be strong , I LOVE YOU . The wife replies , he didn't kiss me , he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for some vaseline , i told him it's in the bathroom. I LOVE YOU, but lets see who's f****** strong now !!!!!!!
dazzlers82 Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 only carpin but would like to do a bit of cattin were do you go in france i go out to luke moffets an i seen the scar on the bank at 72lb nice fish but my biggest still only 58
woody-cdas Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Quote like that one , heres one a convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and wife , he jumps on the wife and kisses her ear , then runs to the bathroom . The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him" or he'll kill us both, i saw the way he kissed u , just be strong , I LOVE YOU . The wife replies , he didn't kiss me , he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for some vaseline , i told him it's in the bathroom. I LOVE YOU, but lets see who's f****** strong now !!!!!!! LMFAO - nice one Chris.
woody-cdas Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Quote only carpin but would like to do a bit of cattin were do you go in france i go out to luke moffets an i seen the scar on the bank at 72lb nice fish but my biggest still only 58my biggest carp is 33lb - biggest sturgeon 52lb. Not yet had a cat myself but they are in the lakes we go to in France. Luke Moffat is THE cat man. We change lakes every year but this year revisiting Etang du Margot - ex Simon Horton water - big fish water. Are you on the carpforum?
dazzlers82 Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 no not on the forum mate an ye luke is the cat man, or was a he dont do it no more my mate is out at his lake at the mo, my mate also used to go on his cat tours were he had some big cats 144lb one was.
woody-cdas Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 mate you should join it carpforum.co.uk - i don't get on there much at the mo since i've had the scooby. didn't realise he had stopped doing it now. Cats in Margot are meant to go to the 150lb mark. we tried for them back in 2005 when we last went but we had water level problems and they were of the feed.
dazzlers82 Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 ye i will prob join up an have a look through on there an luke gave it up about 4 to 5 years ago now he has been down on the thames though doin some surveyin on the cats that are in there.
woody-cdas Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 bloody hell didn't realise it was that long ago. Be interesting ti see what sort of cats are in the thames. When do you get your car back BTW?
dazzlers82 Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 should be done fri if all goes well as i helpin him strip down an rebuild so saves a lot of time him doin on his own.
dazzlers82 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 it gonna run into next week as i decided i want somethin different now an i takin all doors etc off lol the painter loves me lol
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