Tuesday funny's

[Baz69birds]

Number 1

A Girl is standing @ the gates of HEAVEN, when she hears a Horrible scream coming from inside.

She ask's St Peter what is it, " thats the sound of Angels getting the holes drilled in their backs for the Wings & Halo's"

She say's "i think id rather go to HELL" St Peter replies " in Hell u will be rapped & Buggered"

She replies "yeah but i already have holes for that!"

 

 

 Number 2

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills f****,

Jack got a shock & a mouthful of c***,

Cause Jill's a pre-op tranny!!!!

[daniel]

PMSL and all based on holes []

[baser999]

Not a joke but a small item in todays Daily Telegraph which I thought qualified as a funny............cattle rustlers in Romania put wellington boots on two stolen cows to disguise their tracks but unfortunately were undone when a pig followed them. The three men were later caught when police followed the 14 foot marks and 4 trotter prints for 18 miles.