Scooby Hoo? Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Got the call to go to this funny place called Southend last night, go in convoy for full effect, assemble point The Wharf. So after meeting up we set off for the tunnel, send the Honda Jazz Jill in first to slow all the traffic down was the call.The Zimmer frame was onboard so a steady 30 mph was all we could muster, this allowed the guys to gather and the fun began lead off by Baz .I can't wait for the speed cameras to be installed to slow those hooligans down. My wife had to call the fire brigade because some of the cars kept spitting flames out the back and the noise was an orchestral symphony. So on to the A127 junction. Has anyone seen Jazz Jill? it's right behind you was the cry, out of breath but hanging on. Then it's up to the Tesco's car park for some of that extra special petrol, there must be something on special offer in store because the car park full of old subaru's - only one decent car, you guessed it, it's the Honda Jazz - the only car with a seven speed sequential gear box. We chat a bit and move off in full convoy to Southend with Baz keeping a close eye out for Jazz Jill (cheers Baz) in fact Baz's car is so slow he couldn't shake Jazz Jill off his tail, she has the scorched number plate as proof. (You're never going to be able to live this down Baz). Then on to the sea front with a line up of approx 90-100 scoobies and one Honda Jazz cuddled up in the middle. Time for tea, doughnuts ect. and catch up with old friends, make new ones and look at some metal. Jazz Jill was upset by how dirty one of the cars looked (belongs to some chap called TINY) that she offered to clean off all that sticky pastic stuff with her Brillo pads, free of charge as it was messing up the nice shiny paintwork underneath. Tiny thanked her kindly and said that he would make sure it was nice and clean the next time he brings it out.[] Anyway it was a great evening and nice to meet some new members, the car looks fab in white Trev, and Jazz Jill is now a cruise Chick. Thanks to the Kent possie for taking us on our first cruise and you guys in Essex for such a good turn out. Oh! and where's the scooby Hugh, it's suffering from ACHLUOPHOBIA but is having therapy and the doctor says that it should be better before the next cruise. Fond memories. Hugh & Jill.
granby Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 lol I'd like to see you get near Tiny's car with some brillo pads []
baser999 Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Drive with the headlights on and you'll find the achluophobia eases. Do you think thats what my back number plate may have been suffering from by the time I got home ? []
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 lol I'd like to see you get near Tiny's car with some brillo pads [] In the words of John Wayne, " You aint big your'e just tall thats all" Even Tiny dooze wot is marr sez. It's a woman thing boys just do as there told.[]
T123VOR Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 It was nice to meet you Hugh and your cruise chick too- hope you enjoyed your fish 'n chips
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 Drive with the headlights on and you'll find the achluophobia eases. Do you think thats what my back number plate may have been suffering from by the time I got home ? []Bas the truth is, because you spent so much money feeding your son last night ( nice lad, must be from his mothers side ) that it's going to take months to clear the credit card.[] I think they stopped working because of the flash number.[Y]
Baz69birds Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 HOLD on a Moment!! this allowed the guys to gather and the fun began lead off by Baz .I can't wait for the speed cameras to be installed to slow those hooligans down. My wife had to call the fire brigade because some of the cars kept spitting flames out the back and the noise was an orchestral symphony. to Southend with Baz keeping a close eye out for Jazz Jill (cheers Baz) in fact Baz's car is so slow he couldn't shake Jazz Jill off his tail, she has the scorched number plate as proof. (You're never going to be able to live this down Baz). Why you having a go at me.. from TESCO's to southend, i hadnt turn off my P.A system, but the flame kit [] silly button next to one another.[8-)][:'(] What wont i live down?? you went to s SUBARU meet in a JAZZ?? []
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 HOLD on a Moment!! this allowed the guys to gather and the fun began lead off by Baz .I can't wait for the speed cameras to be installed to slow those hooligans down. My wife had to call the fire brigade because some of the cars kept spitting flames out the back and the noise was an orchestral symphony. to Southend with Baz keeping a close eye out for Jazz Jill (cheers Baz) in fact Baz's car is so slow he couldn't shake Jazz Jill off his tail, she has the scorched number plate as proof. (You're never going to be able to live this down Baz). Why you having a go at me.. from TESCO's to southend, i hadnt turn off my P.A system, but the flame kit [] silly button next to one another.[8-)][:'(] What wont i live down?? you went to s SUBARU meet in a JAZZ?? [] Jazz Jill said " take the Jazz as she would have only lost sight of you in her rear veiw mirror if she'd taken the scooby" sounds like a challenge to me Baz [][][]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 Can i have a pint or two of whatever Hugh is on [] Just good old life, or in my case old age and not that funny smelling tabacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.[]
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 LOL @ this post. []Would have been nice if you and yours could have come. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Why don't Kent do a cruise ? Just a thought
Pele Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Would have loved to have come along but I had my son and haven't got my licence back []
Baz69birds Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Jazz Jill said " take the Jazz as she would have only lost sight of you in her rear veiw mirror if she'd taken the scooby" sounds like a challenge to me Baz [][][]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! Race any day, (when its not raining/i dont have the kids or im Not tired[]
Baz69birds Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 LOL @ this post. [] Yes Missed you, would have been nice to make this Cruise..
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 Would have loved to have come along but I had my son and haven't got my licence back [] Sorry Pele, being new I was not aware that you are waiting for the postman to call, not to long I hope. Thanks for the lead on the graphic front.
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 Jazz Jill said " take the Jazz as she would have only lost sight of you in her rear veiw mirror if she'd taken the scooby" sounds like a challenge to me Baz [][][]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! Race any day, (when its not raining/i dont have the kids or im Not tired[] Your a brave man to talk to Jazz Jill like that. She said that you will always have the kids for the rest of your life, best get some sleep as the Royal Mail awaits you.[][]
Guest leebo77 Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Would have been nice if you and yours could have come. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Yes Missed you, would have been nice to make this Cruise.. Awww, shucks guys, dunno what to say.... [:$] Will be along to one soon - pretty busy weekends at the moment, gonna be away soon with work so lot's of stuff to sort out first. OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! hahahahahaha - great joke Baz. [] [Y]
Baz69birds Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! hahahahahaha - great joke Baz. [] [Y] So why are you getting rid of you SLOW COMMON BLUE ONE then & getting a BLACK ONE????
Guest leebo77 Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! hahahahahaha - great joke Baz. [] [Y] So why are you getting rid of you SLOW COMMON BLUE ONE then & getting a BLACK ONE???? I've heard that Black is the new Blue....
Scooby Hoo? Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 OH yes you have a SLOW COMMON BLUE one!!! hahahahahaha - great joke Baz. [] [Y] So why are you getting rid of you SLOW COMMON BLUE ONE then & getting a BLACK ONE???? I've heard that Black is the new Blue.... If blue is good enough for TINY it's good enough for me DIDN'T HEAR YOU TELLING HIM HOW SLOW HIS CAR IS SAT NIGHT BAZ
Baz69birds Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 I didnt see him, he left before me (tescos) & arrived after me @ donut shop!! Silver must be a faster colour []
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