baser999 Posted February 22, 2007 Posted February 22, 2007 Old man buys himself a brand new Z3 convertible and drives away from the showroom, flooring it down the motorway, the wind blowing through the little bit of hair he had left. "Amazing" he thought, pushing the pedal even harder to the floor, 90 , 100 , 110 , 120 mph............. Looking into his mirror he saw a police car in the distance but thought " what the hell, I can outpace them"....picking the speed up towards 130 , 140. He then thought "what am I doing? I'm too old for this" and slowed up and pulled into the kerb and awaited the police to pull alongside. The police pulled up and the officer got out the car and walked over to the old man, looked at his watch and said " Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes, its Friday today and I'm off for the weekend so if you can give me a good enough reason why you were travelling well over the limit, that I've never heard before, I'll consider letting you off" The old man looked seriously at him and said "Well officer, years ago my wife ran off with a policeman such as yourself and for a moment I'd a horrible feeling you were bringing her back" "Have a good evening sir" said the policeman.
Baz69birds Posted February 22, 2007 Posted February 22, 2007 LOL Very Funny. Skinny White man goes into a lift, & there is a HUGE Black man who says "Before you ask 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" D1(k & my Balls weigh 3lb each, Turner Brown" White guy faints, when he comes to he asks the Black man to say that again, Black man repeats his stats & says my names "Turner Brown" "Thank God for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND"
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