baser999 Posted February 21, 2007 Posted February 21, 2007 Man went round his friends house and was surprised to see him playing chess with his dog. He watched for a while in complete amazement. "You know, I just can't believe my eyes, that's quite remarkable..........that's probably the smartest dog I've ever seen" "No he's not" replied his friend "I've beaten him 3 games out of 5" A UK factory owner is showing a group from Albania around his works premises with a view to selling them some of his goods. At exactly 12o'clock a siren goes and all the workers start leaving the building. One of the Albanians cries out " stop them, they're all escaping". The works manager explains to the Albanians that they're not escaping but just going for their lunch break. "At 1o'clock a whistle will blow and they'll all come back to work". The tour continued and indeed at 1o'clock the whistle went and the workers all returned. At the conclusion of the tour the factory owner was preparing his sales pitch and asked the group if they'd enjoyed their tour and whether he could now interest them in any of his goods. "Yes please, we'll take one of those whistles!"
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