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> >>THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

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> >>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

> >>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it

> >>started."

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> >>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

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> >>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

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> >>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him

> >>in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He

> >>studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

> >>her and says,

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> >>"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

> >>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

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> >> He takes her hand and says,

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> >>"Second, I want you to relax".

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> >>"Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then"

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> >> He sighed.........

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> >> "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box."

 [:D]

 

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