markie Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 > >>THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES > >> > >> > >>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help > >>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it > >>started." > >> > >>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" > >> > >>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." > >> > >>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him > >>in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He > >>studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to > >>her and says, > >> > >>"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to > >>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." > >> > >> > >> > >> He takes her hand and says, > >> > >> > >> > >>"Second, I want you to relax". > >> > >> > >>"Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then" > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> He sighed......... > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box." []
baser999 Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Very good Markie..........suppose you been at home all day thinking of that lol
markie Posted February 7, 2007 Author Posted February 7, 2007 Them days are long gone[] been working my socks off[]
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