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Lady woke up in bed looking for her husband.

 She went down stairs to find him sitting in the kitchen with a cup of coffee looking down into his lap.

 The wife asked " what are you doing down here"

He replied "we've been together 10 year's now. Do you remember our first CUDDLE"

"Of course i do" she replied.

 He asked his wife "did she remember the first KISS"

once again she said that she did.

The husband then said " do you remember the first time we made LOVE in the back of my car"

"How can i forget" she said "my dad caught us".

"Yer i remeber that" said the husband. Your dad told me if i did'nt marry you he would make sure that i went to prison for ten years.

The husband looked up at his wife and with i tear running down his left cheek said........

 

 

 

I  would of been let out today...........

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