markie Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 A husband wrote a letter to his wife:"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."[]<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM". A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. HOWEVER, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
baser999 Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Very good - particularly liked the first one. Now get yourself off to work [Y]
markie Posted December 6, 2006 Author Posted December 6, 2006 Now get yourself off to work [Y] Mid week siesta Barry[H] will resume normal working hrs tomorrow[]
granby Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Now get yourself off to work [Y] Mid week siesta Barry[H] will resume normal working hrs tomorrow[] Since when do you know what normal working hours are [*-)] ps.....pmsl at the jokes
markie Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 pmsfl Should you not be working now?? [][][] or maybe getting ready for the morning thread[]
baser999 Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 pmsfl Should you not be working now?? [][][] or maybe getting ready for the morning thread[] pmsfl even more than you did - whats that saying '..kettle , black.....' []
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