Sunday Fun One!!!! - This is funny

[yogi-]

 A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to

use the word  fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my

granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use

the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see

Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "W! ell, that was good Sally, but I

wanted you to use the  word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated

because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the

word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten

buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher cried.

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