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Two little brats just stole my pumpkin from outside my house and a friend knocked on my door to let me know, I was a bit gutted cos it took me ages to carve that silly face in to it, about ten mins later belive it or not a copper knocked on my door and said "we have found the lads that stole your pumpkin" and got them out of the back of the police van and made them say sorry. This is a true story no jokes, so if your planning on steeling a pumpkin then dont unless you want a criminal record :D]" src="/emoticons/emotion-2.gif">
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I always thought 'pumpkin-rustling' was an offence.........similar to 'Muffin the Mule' lol 
How do you muff a mule then[:D]
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I always thought 'pumpkin-rustling' was an offence.........similar to 'Muffin the Mule' lol 
How do you muff a mule then[:P]

I've been informed that firstly you buy the mule drinks all night , perhaps a few bar snacks as well, before offering them a lift home. Once you get the mule home you suggest stopping for a coffee and gradually as the night goes on............At this point Granbys phone went dead [:D

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I've been informed that firstly you buy the mule drinks all night , perhaps a few bar snacks as well, before offering them a lift home. Once you get the mule home you suggest stopping for a coffee and gradually as the night goes on............At this point Granbys phone went dead [:D

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