baser999 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Two today since there wasn't a Thursday funny [] Three girls sitting in the doctors awaiting the results of their pregnancy tests. Brunette says "if I'm pregnant it'll be a girl as I was on the bottom". Redhead then says "well if I'm pregnant it'll be a boy as I was on top". The blonde thinks for a minute then says " well I'm going to be having puppies!". A young couple get married and on their wedding night he asks his young bride if she would object to him having a drawer in their dresser that she would never go to. She agrees. After 30 years of marriage she notices that the drawer has been left slightly open so takes a peek in and sees three golfballs and £1000. When he gets home she confronts him about this. He admits to her that everytime he was unfaithful he put a golfball in the drawer. She thinks about this and decides that 3 times in 30 years of marriage isn't so bad after all. She then asks him about the £1000. "Oh" he says, "well everytime I got a dozen golfballs I sold them". [][]
Nudge Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I do likes these funnies, makes me giggle.....lol
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