WEDNESDAY MORNING FUNNIES

[baser999]

A man is sitting at the table eating his breakfast and reading the paper. His daughter enters. "Wave Daddy". He waves and says goodbye. Daughter, now with sense of urgency in her voice repeats herself  "Wave Daddy" . He waves and says goodbye again.  Daughter , now quite desperately repeats herself again  "Wave Daddy". He ignores her, gets up from the table, opens the front door to leave and an enormous amount of water engulfs him.

 

Husband opens his hotel door and discovers his wife in bed with her arms around another man. "What are you doing in bed with my wife" he asks. The other man looks at him, looks at the woman, looks back at him and then back again at the woman. "You're right " he says to the woman "he is stupid!" 

[Little H]

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