markie Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Spent the last few afternoons & evening's gutting the bathroom & fitting a new suite, then tiled it from floor to ceiling. Just finihed tileing the floor plumbed the toilet in & as doing so heard a fcuking great bang[] one of the tiles from the window head had dropped off and put a fcuking great big c*nt of a hole right through the new bath[:@] so now got to rip the fcuking lot back out & start again more new tiles another new bath and the start of all mother's of a hangover. Still could of been a whole lot worse kids were soon to be having a bath & that would of been nasty
granby Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Well thats what you get when you employ cowboy workmen [] Seriously though as you said at least it was the bath and not one of the kids
baser999 Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Spent the last few afternoons & evening's gutting the bathroom & fitting a new suite, then tiled it from floor to ceiling. Just finihed tileing the floor plumbed the toilet in & as doing so heard a fcuking great bang[] one of the tiles from the window head had dropped off and put a fcuking great big c*nt of a hole right through the new bath[:@] so now got to rip the fcuking lot back out & start again more new tiles another new bath and the start of all mother's of a hangover. Still could of been a whole lot worse kids were soon to be having a bath & that would of been nasty If thats lucky I hate to be in your house when something goes pearshape
yogibear Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Should have kept your mouth shut on this one m8 Nice to see you get plenty of sympathy............... NOT[^o)]
Dalthegooner Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 PMSL you must have been fu*king screwing mate. Might pay to get some extra strong tile adhesive for the second attempt []
daisy Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 nah dont bother with adhesive,put the tiles on picture hooks that way all the little lady has to do come cleany time is take them off and bung em in the dishwasher,there you go JD!!
baser999 Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 nah dont bother with adhesive,put the tiles on picture hooks that way all the little lady has to do come cleany time is take them off and bung em in the dishwasher,there you go JD!! That would have been easier but you know Markie, always wants to do things properly [] He probably got the adhesive for free and didn't want to waste it []
daniel Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Or you could cut out the middle man and just put all the tiles in to the bath []
baser999 Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 he must still be hard at it!!! Bet he found time for a cider []
j-k Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Bloody tradesmen.....you just cant get good ones these days..... You should have got some Albanians off of the sites to come and do it for you mate...lol Are we gonna see you on ROGUE TRADERS next week?? jon
markie Posted July 16, 2006 Author Posted July 16, 2006 fpms @ you lot[] sorted most things today[Y] just need to tackle the bath issue[] Bet he found time for a cider[] Barry your not wrong there[]
granby Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Bet he found time for a cider[] Barry your not wrong there[] Thats probably why the tiles fell off in the first place [:^)]
prodrive tony Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 At least the hole in your kids head would have saved the bath!!
ROAR Posted July 17, 2006 Posted July 17, 2006 Markie idea!!!! use the tiles that have fallen off, to tile the bath mosaic style. you wont have to by a new bath [Y]
yogibear Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Markie idea!!!! use the tiles that have fallen off, to tile the bath mosaic style. you wont have to by a new bath [Y] LOL Mark would you tile my bathroom m8[] Go on you know it makes sense[]
shrek Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 A little song that Markie has been serenading Lin with - "there's a hole in our bath, dear Lin, dear Lin, there's a hole in our bath, dear Lin, a great big f***ing hole!"[] Are you still singing?[]
markie Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 A little song that Markie has been serenading Lin with - "there's a hole in our bath, dear Lin, dear Lin, there's a hole in our bath, dear Lin, a great big f***ing hole!"[] Are you still singing?[] You want to keep your day job safe as simon cowel wont be knocking on your door[]
shrek Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 You want to keep your day job safe as simon cowel wont be knocking on your door[] And Topps Tiles wont be knocking on your door either! Oh, and nor will Simon Cowell be having a bath at your house, mind you I suppose he could have a shower, if he stands in the dining room![]
markie Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 You want to keep your day job safe as simon cowel wont be knocking on your door[] And Topps Tiles wont be knocking on your door either! Oh, and nor will Simon Cowell be having a bath at your house, mind you I suppose he could have a shower, if he stands in the dining room![] Mmmmmmmmmmmmm club hamer springs to mind & corner bath[][] was thinking of going into bathroom fitting but when you get misbehaving tiles like the one's i was sold i've now decided it'll be quite costly[]........... new bath going in tomorow[Y]
granby Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 [new bath going in tomorow[Y] I bet you lot stink then [] without a bath []
baser999 Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 [new bath going in tomorow[Y] I bet you lot stink then [] without a bath [] Markies ok, he's been getting a washdown with all the old'uns round that nursing home.............oooooooooh nurse, giv'us a sponging []
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