O/T wee joke

[scientific steve]

A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby,

checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the

baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

"Breast fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He

pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a

detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under

weight.

You don't have any milk!"

I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"