OT: Footie Joke

[andy]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were sat in Real Madrid's canteen eating their packed lunches.

Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get

Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the

stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham

opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham

& Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened

his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At

the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said,"If I'd known how really

tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized sunglasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap.

"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

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[seafar99]

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[frank c]

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[terminator]

LOL.

My wife ruined it by saying"why did they not swap luch boxes". Never mary an educated woman. Dumb n blonde wins hans down.