joke

[RA Dunk]

A

store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance

is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are seven floors and the

attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular

floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down

except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."

The second floor sign reads:

"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."

The third floor sign reads:

"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good

looking and help with the housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help

with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." All the while,

she still wants to feels the desire to see the sixth floor... the sign

reads:

"Floor 6- These are God-fearing men who have jobs, love kids, are

drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but she is compelled to visit the

seventh floor and the sign reads:

Floor 7 - You are visitor 321,456,012 to this floor. There are no

men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Enjoy the single life...

[Gumball]

Now that is a special story, think how many people thought it wasa joke as well rather than the truth !!

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[terminator]

I think when the missus picked me, i was on the 7th floor cause i hate washing up.

 

 

[wrxmania]

Most men must be up on the roof I reckon []