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I could listen to it as I shampoo Precious....

f@ck precious!!.........am thinking more of shampooing the car in me dressing gown, whilst telling the neighbours that the pit i was digging is for water catchment and nothing to do with perverted lotion rubbing that i want to witness them doing.

 

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And then when they are fooled into thinking all is normal.....................

 

They get thrown down the well and ordered to place the lotion

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Yes, and whilst they suffer at the bottom of the pit we could cut about in womens clothes with our pee pees tucked between our legs listening to Dave Lee Roth.

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Doorman we could chain you to the radiator listening to white noise and superglue on a false beard so you feel like Terry Waits.

Only difference is the Arch Bishop of canterbury wouldnt give two monkeys hoots about you.

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 Doorman Door operator

General description

Doorman is a smoked shaft  operator that opens or closes his door on receipt of the words of command "SPREAD EM!", for installation into back alleyways and corridors with soft walls.

It is designed to operate in one of two possible modes: The first is to automatically open to allow smoked goats to pass through the door into back alley ducts or special smoked shafts. The second is to stay shut and  remaining on all fours so as not to allow any leakage of smokedness or lotion  onto the floor.

 

 

Amazing what you can find on the net nowadays.

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