Gumball Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 It rubs it on its skin, it places the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again...................... PUT THE FAKING LOTION IN THE BASKET LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...mp;Keywords=lot
wilky Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Do you think im a size 16? Would you feck me? ide feck me...
ANDYJDMSTI Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Nice!!! Gotta find out who does that song, would make for good meet music []
doorman Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Am not sure but im told it sounds like an s club 7 track,could b wrong.
ANDYJDMSTI Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 I could listen to it as I shampoo Precious.... f@ck precious!!.........am thinking more of shampooing the car in me dressing gown, whilst telling the neighbours that the pit i was digging is for water catchment and nothing to do with perverted lotion rubbing that i want to witness them doing. []
Gumball Posted April 7, 2006 Author Posted April 7, 2006 And then when they are fooled into thinking all is normal..................... They get thrown down the well and ordered to place the lotion
wilky Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Yes, and whilst they suffer at the bottom of the pit we could cut about in womens clothes with our pee pees tucked between our legs listening to Dave Lee Roth.
doorman Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 That was class,wot was the name of the group music?
wilky Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Doorman we could chain you to the radiator listening to white noise and superglue on a false beard so you feel like Terry Waits. Only difference is the Arch Bishop of canterbury wouldnt give two monkeys hoots about you.
ANDYJDMSTI Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Doorman Door operator General description Doorman is a smoked shaft operator that opens or closes his door on receipt of the words of command "SPREAD EM!", for installation into back alleyways and corridors with soft walls. It is designed to operate in one of two possible modes: The first is to automatically open to allow smoked goats to pass through the door into back alley ducts or special smoked shafts. The second is to stay shut and remaining on all fours so as not to allow any leakage of smokedness or lotion onto the floor. Amazing what you can find on the net nowadays.
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