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3 men sitting in a sauna,heard a bleeping sound.The american pressed his arm and the bleep stopped.That was my pager ,i have a microchip in my arm ....Phone rings,japanese man puts his palm to his ear..that was my mobile,i have a chip in my hand.The irish man,not to be outdone,went to the toilet,came back with the toilet paper hanging from his ars*.The others stared at him ......bjesus,will you look at that ,I'm getting a fax!.

 

A boy was born with no eyelids yesterday.The doctors say they can opperate using old 4skins but his mother is worried it will make him cockeyed.

 

Treat your woman as you would treat a hoover.

When it stops sucking get rid of the old bag.