terminator Posted April 1, 2006 Posted April 1, 2006 Mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street.It was after eight,he turned out the light for a bit of black magic! he slipped his hand in her snickers and showed her his curly wurly.Not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bourneville boulevard.She screamed with turkish delight! as he took out his fun sized mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out,but he did a twirl and had a picnic in her pink wafers.
terminator Posted April 1, 2006 Author Posted April 1, 2006 God has 2 spare creations left after creating the universe.He dicides 2 visit adam and eve2 dispose of them. 'My children i have 2 gifts left in my creations bag, the first is the ability to stand and pee.'please,please begs adam.'I would doanything to have that talent.Puleez?. Eve agrees 2 this and god turns to eve saying,'ok eve,lets see what's left for you. Ah yes multiple orgasms' x
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