andrew_greenhalgh Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Subject: FW: Offside Rule explained to women Superb!!! The offside rule explained for girls You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to move in front of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')...
micra_wrc Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 PMSL. very good let me see if I've got this right....... the shoes are the goal the purse is the ball and the other shopper is the remaining defender that stands between you and the goal..... and you can't make your move until the purse has been thrown/ball has been kicked Imy [] BTW...... nowadays, shoes behind the till indicate that they are being bought and are kept until you have reached the till and paid for them. V good analogy tho'..... from a girl that knows about the offside rule! []
ajjprodrive Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 PMSL. very goodlet me see if I've got this right....... the shoes are the goal the purse is the ball and the other shopper is the remaining defender that stands between you and the goal..... and you can't make your move until the purse has been thrown/ball has been kicked Imy [] BTW...... nowadays, shoes behind the till indicate that they are being bought and are kept until you have reached the till and paid for them. V good analogy tho'..... from a girl that knows about the offside rule! [] I knew you would get in trouble for that djscoobz. Nice one Micra!!!!!
andrew_greenhalgh Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 correctamundo............... very good for a girly lol.......... am i excused i am a qualified ref........[]
micra_wrc Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 yeah ur excused......i'm a qualified shoe shopper LOL
andrew_greenhalgh Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 yeah ur excused......i'm a qualified shoe shopper LOL pmsl...........nice one micra.....
Boro_Babe Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 correctamundo............... very good for a girly lol.......... am i excused i am a qualified ref........[] Nice one, even if i did already understand[] but are you trying to say that the ref knows the rules?[][] from another girlie[A]
andrew_greenhalgh Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 correctamundo............... very good for a girly lol.......... am i excused i am a qualified ref........[] Nice one, even if i did already understand[] but are you trying to say that the ref knows the rules?[][] from another girlie[A] lets say.....................................................they are supposed to......[]
Boro_Babe Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Don't pretend you know anything about shoes Bob[]
my93wrx Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 There's no piont in explaining the offside rule, i'd just explain poofball is pants its full of t0ssers who play act and dive and how in the good old days they'd just get on with the game and not play act!!!!. i'd then explain the finer points of oversteer and the various forms of motorsport which are all far better sport the the sh1te called football.
Boro_Babe Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 OOhhhhhhh[] Are you including F1 in motorsport?[|-)]
blue boy Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Don't pretend you know anything about shoes Bob[] I don't Debs........................but I know a hell of a lot about women![]
ajjprodrive Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 There's no piont in explaining the offside rule, i'd just explain poofball is pants its full of t0ssers who play act and dive and how in the good old days they'd just get on with the game and not play act!!!!. i'd then explain the finer points of oversteer and the various forms of motorsport which are all far better sport the the sh1te called football. take it you don't like football then. I hope you like rugby or Nige won't be happy!
blue boy Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 There's no piont in explaining the offside rule, i'd just explain poofball is pants its full of t0ssers who play act and dive and how in the good old days they'd just get on with the game and not play act!!!!. i'd then explain the finer points of oversteer and the various forms of motorsport which are all far better sport the the sh1te called football. take it you don't like football then. I hope you like rugby or Nige won't be happy! I'm afraid I don't like watching men running around in shorts either no matter what shaped ball they are chasing![][]
andrew_greenhalgh Posted March 12, 2006 Author Posted March 12, 2006 There's no piont in explaining the offside rule, i'd just explain poofball is pants its full of t0ssers who play act and dive and how in the good old days they'd just get on with the game and not play act!!!!. i'd then explain the finer points of oversteer and the various forms of motorsport which are all far better sport the the sh1te called football.only trying to have a laugh..................... you cant please all of the people all of the time......only some of the people some of the time.......[:@]
my93wrx Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 OOhhhhhhh[] Are you including F1 in motorsport?[|-)] ] No im not including F1 in that [|-)] I would rather watch poofball than F1, unless valantino rossi makes the Jump to F1.
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