you will like this

[G.T.]

a farmers lad hits a pig with his 4x4

he rings his dad the farmer and says .its still alive but stuck in the bull bars

his dad says shoot the fercking thing and get back to work

the lad says ok dad but what will i do with his speed camera.

[G.T.]

gary glitter is going to be the new doctor who

his assistants will be kay-9 and becky-12

[weeb]

boom boom!! pmsl!! the simple ones are the best!!!

[corsa]

Jokes are fine but when they relate to a feckin Paedophile like glitter then it aint funny.

hang the ba4tard.

I am sure there are better ways to amuse yourself on a Saturday night than jokes about the sexual abuse of children.

I do have a sense of humour BTW.

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day ?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.