alistair_learmonth Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Paddy is found dead in house, burnt beyond all recognition. As the coroner needs the body identified he asks Paddy's only two mates to come down and identify the body. First in is Seamus and looks at the body, and then asks for the body to turned, he closely examines the bodys buttock region and says "Thats not Paddy" and leaves the room. Next in is Sean, he looks at the body and asks again for the body to be turned, he closely examines its buttock region and says "Thats not Paddy and leaves. The Coroner is bemused goes after the pair and catches them in the waiting room. "Right you two how you both sure that aint Paddy" They both in unison say "Well everytime we both walked Paddy in to the village, folks would say theres Paddy with the two arseholes"
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