OT: Warning for all blokes heading out tonight

[IanJ]

[dan_jess]

Thats a good one! Think that mite start sum similar posts, i liked the poster that said 'BEER, HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE',whatever the year was

[2559B]

PMSL

like that ............ you don't half get some dodgy women out & about these days

[scoobykev]

yup, this is how i was duped

[=Robbo=]

Yup the beer goggles are a dangerous thing, the morning after the first night with the (now) missus she said ?Your not as good looking as I remember!?.

Aye, white, bald and ugly, I know my place in the world. I look forward to seeing myself in the bathroom mirror every morning for that ?predictable disappointment?.

But..

.. the good news is, that every time the beer goggles go on she once again wants to visit the ?horn of plenty?. (I just need to make sure my goggles are also firmly in place).

Edited> I don?t need my goggles sweet heart, just kidding.

Robbo.

[billyboy]

Never trust a spli%% arse.