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[mark_sheepwash]

SHEEPIE TO NEW NEIGHBOUR: "Nice car mate, what do you do for a living?"

NEW NEIGHBOUR: "I work for Cunard"

SHEEPIE: "I work F*kin hard as well but I can't afford a Rolls"

I'll get me coat............

[SCOOBYTOO]

i'd get your coat.....hat,scarf,gloves and p**s off home

[markie]

Ohhhhhh your's is bigger than mine

mark

[ScoobySkid]

pssssttt....here scooby, got any spare petrol???

[DaveGTI]

"How much room does he f#$kin want!"