Monday. . . Funny?

[baser999]

Bloke was short of money and didn't care for his wife any more so thought that he could solve both problems by insuring her life then having her bumped off. Took out the policy then set about finding someone to kill her. Eventually found a hitman called Artie who said he'd do the job for £5000 but insisted on money up front. Bloke said he had nothing until insurance came through. Artie asked for a deposit but all the bloke had was a pound coin tucked in the corner of his wallet. Feeling sorry for him, he accepted the £1 coin and said he would leave the rest until after the job was done.

Couple of days later, Artie is stalking the wife in Tesco's. When she walks up the fresh produce aisle he seizes the opportunity to grab her round the neck and start throttling her.

Unfortunately for him, the manager sees whats going on and tries to help but instead gets strangled for his troubles.

Even worse for Artie the whole incident is on cctv and eventually he's overpowered by security staff until the police arrive and he's taken away.

A week later he appears in court and the headlines appeared in the local paper . . . . . .

. . . . . Artie chokes 2 for a £1 in Tesco

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[micra_wrc]

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