Sunday Funny

[baser999]

Nancy heard that her very elderly grandfather had died over the weekend and thought she'd go round and console her gran. Over a cup of tea she asked how her grandfather had died, after all he was in good health and she'd only seen him the previous week.

Gran said that he died during a bout of lovemaking on the Sunday morning.

"What?" said Nancy "You are both nearly 100 years old and lovemaking at that age must surely have had its risks?"

"Oh no" said Gran "We used to make love once a week to the rhythm of the church bells welcoming everyone along to Sunday service - he used to go in when the bell 'dinged' and out when it 'donged'. . . . . . sadly last Sunday the ice-cream van passed by at the same time and it was all too much for him"

[scoobytibs]

[andy65]

       

Nancy heard that her very elderly grandfather had died over the weekend and thought she'd go round and console her gran. Over a cup of tea she asked how her grandfather had died, after all he was in good health and she'd only seen him the previous week.Gran said that he died during a bout of lovemaking on the Sunday morning."What?" said Nancy "You are both nearly 100 years old and lovemaking at that age must surely have had its risks?""Oh no" said Gran "We used to make love once a week to the rhythm of the church bells welcoming everyone along to Sunday service - he used to go in when the bell 'dinged' and out when it 'donged'. . . . . . sadly last Sunday the ice-cream van passed by at the same time and it was all too much for him"   

     

[Garth W]