baser999 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Young Irish girl is pregnant and has been experiencing pains for a few days. Finally her waters break and she's all alone indoors so thinks it best to call her mum, back in Ireland , for advice. "Mum, its me and I tink me waters be broken. . . " "Oh, be jaysus, tats good news. Tell me, are you by yourself?" "Sure to be sure I am that mum, tats why I taut I'd best be calling you for advice, you be having had 10 children 'n all, to be sure" "Tell me my luvly, where you ringing from?" "Right now Mum I be ringing from my minge right down to my fooking toes!"
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