baser999 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Husband asked his wife what she'd like for their forthcoming anniversary. "Something shiny, that'll go from 0 - 150 in around 3 seconds" He bought her some bathroom scales It was early morning and Joe thought he'd get up and go fishing. He quietly left the bed, washed and dressed without waking his wife, went downstairs had a bite to eat, made a flask of tea and some sandwiches. Very quietly he left the house and went out to the car. It was an absolutely dreadful day, very cold and pouring with rain so he thought he'd sit in the car for a while to see if it cleared up. After a while, the weather forecast came on and it was clear there was going to be no let up in the weather so he decided to call it a day and go back indoors. Very quietly he locked the car up, shut the garage and went back indoors. He stripped off and slipped back into bed next to his wife. "It's absolutely dreadful out there. . . pouring with rain" "Yes" she said ". . . and can you believe that my ol'man's gone fishing in it"
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