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i tried to multi-task once didnt go well for me :lol: armed guard i could of brought the army and they still would of had more guns than us....

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:lol::lol::lol: .................did they all have flat caps and a whippet? :lol::lol::lol:

no they sold the flat cap's for drugs and have eaten the whippet's i was driving like i stole it to get back out :rotfl::lol:;)

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:lol::lol::lol: .......................I suspect then that was normal driving for them there parts :lol:

to be fair i only saw one car driving fast and that was my mate with me when he picked the car up.

but we had fun on the way back came back on b roads really made his car work its a turbo diesel at one point i could not see the car behind for that

smoke that comes out the back of them

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young un has a TD Focus - has said he will not now drive a car without a Turbo in.....................did you say your car was totally standard under the Bonnet?

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all my car has is a dump valve,induction kit and a ninja exhaust if that does any thing?

but i would like to have it on the rolling road because it seems to pull very very well

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oh now i know were i was going wrong when my mate said remove the cats dam better go talk to next door....

yeah i think it has its loud but not to a massive scale will have a look tomorrow when doing the gaskets oh the fun but will that do much to the bhp

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The was a story in the Advertiser about missing Cats - now we know :lol::lol::lol:

extra 25 - 30 BHP without cats usually.....................is yours a Jap or UK spec...........feel a bit of Deja Vu or alzheimers there :lol::lol:

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The was a story in the Advertiser about missing Cats - now we know :lol::lol::lol:

extra 25 - 30 BHP without cats usually.....................is yours a Jap or UK spec...........feel a bit of Deja Vu or alzheimers there :lol::rotfl:

yeah that was me but them cats had it coming honest guv :lol:

really 25-30 bhp right were is my hammer to knock the dam things out its a uk spec really dont know much about them :lol:

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:lol::lol::lol: ..............whats the number of the Cop Shop again.............and is there a reward - if not I aint gonna bother :lol::lol::lol:

UK Spec - 215 standard ( Turbo 2000 ) so with cats out and induction Kit probably 250 - 260..................and you cant hit these cats with a hammer - who do you think you are - Jeremy bloomin Clarkson :rotfl::lol:;)

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:lol::lol::lol: ..............whats the number of the Cop Shop again.............and is there a reward - if not I aint gonna bother :lol::lol::lol:

UK Spec - 215 standard ( Turbo 2000 ) so with cats out and induction Kit probably 250 - 260..................and you cant hit these cats with a hammer - who do you think you are - Jeremy bloomin Clarkson :rotfl::lol:;)

No there is no reward ok step away from the phone :D

right so i need a new exhaust system then. so thats a no to the hammer then spoil sport :D

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No there is no reward ok step away from the phone :D

right so i need a new exhaust system then. so thats a no to the hammer then spoil sport :rotfl:

Well bugger that then :D:lol:;)

sorry - that was my thought when I heard the term "decat" - I thought how the F do we get the cats out? - I struggled with that for months :lol::lol: ...............anyway I thought you was not allowed anything sharp or heavy? - and no witty puns involving females please :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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:rotfl::rotfl: i am ok with heavy stuff just run for cover when i say i think we need a nail gun smart a***!!

right what is a good decat exhaust then

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oh please dont ask me technical stuff - I'll just embarass myself :rotfl::rotfl:

Exhaust has 3 sections - 2 on yours got Cat Convertors in ( downpipe - from Turbo down and centre section - runs virtually the length under your car from front to backbox ) - you need to take those off and buy a downpipe and centre section without cats in........I would recommend a Blitz nur spec :rotfl: ............and get the backbox to go with it as well................brand new will cost probably half a kidney but if you look on www.scoobyworld.co.uk then you will get true idea of prices :rotfl:

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Right ok then £500 want need hum let me think what i can sell just brought a car for that price. the other half wants a bus pass now even if she does not know it yet :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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Right ok then £500 want need hum i wander what i can sell just brought a car for that price i wander if the other half wants a bus pass :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

tell her the car was an old dog and needs to be scrapped and get her a £40 buss pass instead - problem solved - dunno what you are moaning about :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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The fact she will never ever go for it and i will have to buy a car for more so going to have to bite the bullet dam there goes my exhaust :rotfl: for now that is .

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Right ok then £500 want need hum let me think what i can sell just brought a car for that price. the other half wants a bus pass now even if she does not know it yet :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

a quick edit and very brave of you :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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The fact she will never ever go for it and i will have to buy a car for more so going to have to bite the bullet dam there goes my exhaust :rotfl: for now that is .

have a look at the for sale section on SIDC , Scoobynet or even Pistonheads - might get it cheaper..................if not then Paul's idea last night about a divorce could start to seem appetising :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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a quick edit and very brave of you :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

yes thats all i need knowing my luck she will come on here one day and read this you will hear the screaming from were you are and that will just be from me :rotfl::rotfl: g :rotfl: oing to have to have a look around for a new de-catted exhaust (or i sell the cats i have as very small rugs) :D;):D

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morning,

be careful about just throwing on a decat exhaust on a scoob, can throw up all sorts of faults.

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morning,

be careful about just throwing on a decat exhaust on a scoob, can throw up all sorts of faults.

evening

oh yeah? - no-one I know have had any real problems after "just throwing on a decat" :rotfl:

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