baser999 Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 The nun teaching at Sunday school asked her children which part of their body they thought went to heaven first. Suzy raised her hand and said "I think it's your hands" "Why's that Suzy?" "Well, when you pray you put your hands together in front of you so God can take you hands first" "What a wonderful answer Suzy" said the nun Little Johnny then raised his hand "I think its your feet miss" The nun looked at him with the strangest look and said "why do you think it would be your feet?" "Well. . . " said Johnny "last night I went into mummy and daddys bedroom and mummy was laying there with her legs up in the air screaming 'Oh my God, I'm coming!' If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her" The nun fainted
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