Saturday Joke

[kaan_ors]

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush

strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are

driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change

to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They

continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of

cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most

horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The

smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use

handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two

dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President,

please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some

things that even a queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be presidential, replied,

"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you

mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

[BrianD]

[Jamee]

LOL

I would post some jokes up but they're not really good for all ages