Friday Funny

[pmacFTO]

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, " License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign"

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming"

Glasgow cop says "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law, License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration, and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir"

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*** out of the lawyer and says "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

[emoe]

[Hightower]

very good!!!

[fraserx]

This reminds me of a 'thread' in the letters page of one of the national motoring mags a few years ago. People were writing in giving examples of those fantastic sarky things that traffic cops had said to them upon stopping them for speeding.

After a few, the winner's prize was won outright by a bloke who told of being pulled over in his 911 having been clocked at over 100 on the M25 at two in the morning. Apparently the cop took ages getting out of his car and sauntering up to the driver's window, whereupon he said:

"Good evening, Group Captain. Having trouble taking off, are we?"

[Joe1989]

:lol:LOL!

One i'v seen was on top gear

Pulled over by the police for speeding along the m6. The copper comes to the window and says:

"I'v pulled you over because you where doing between 107 and 109 MPH"

The driver replys:

"That will be 108 then"