Nursery Rhymes Of The Future

[Baz69birds]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

It's Raining, It's Pouring.

Oh s**t, it's Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down

And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt

'twas split right up the front

...But she didn't wear that one often.

Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it’s a**e

and turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

[dazzlers82]

[granby]

[spikey]

LMAO