Sayings

[blue boy]

SENSE OF HUMOUR!

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

Eleanor Roosevelt

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year

Victor Borge

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if

you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food

groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levine

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you.

Winston Churchill

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old

to go any where.

Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

[rasher]

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[wrxwillo]

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And a few more........

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" - Henry Youngman

"Show me a good loser & I'll show you a loser" - Ron Denis

"Trying is the first step to failure" - Homer J Simpson